Why is it that most deviantIDs are prone to pretension? Let's boil it down.
I grew up somewheres around Chicago.
I'm a writer of fanfic.
I travel a lot.
I read comic books voraciously.
I like Star Trek.
I've gotten drunk with Ringling Bros. circus clowns and known fire breathing exotic dancers.
I've stood upon the grassy knoll and been groped by Elmo at the corner of Hollywood and Vine.
I've been kissed in Roswell and fooled around at the Nixon Presidential Library.
I've walked where the Clantons fell in Tombstone and driven the stretch of road where Bonnie and Clyde were gunned down.
My hand fits into Doris Day's hand print outside of Grauman's Chinese Theater perfectly.
I've traveled route sixty-six from one end to the other.
Also, I can fit in the trunk of a Volkswagen Beetle.
I think that about covers it.